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You see a sign up on a beauty salon window - 'Win a full free princess makeover' - interested in entering the contest to win it for your girlfriend as a nice treat, you enter the salon and walk up to the receptionist inquiring about the contest. After a short discussion you fill out some details - "Thanks, you can come back at 4 o clock to see if you won." she says as she ushers you out the door. As you exit earshot two women inside the salon have a discussion - "Why is a guy entering the makeover contest?" one says. "Its for his girlfriend." replies the receptionist. "It's a shame, if a guy won it we could really showcase our skills and we

100% Plastic Burning the warehouse wasn’t the smart idea, but it was the only way to get my revenge on the company that cut me. They fired me because I made one comment about one of the models. I was working as their magazine photographer and muttered that the model looked too plastic with her breasts and hips which was true, but they fired me so I burned them. Only problem was I used too much accelerant, so the fire burned the materials quicker than I expected and when I reached the door the metal was hot, burning my hands. I breathed in the smoke and coughed. My clothes caught on fire as I looked for a window and found one on the sec

Matt woke up with a throbbing headache, he could barely remember anything about last night except for that huge argument he had with Kate. He couldn't really even remember what it was about. It seemed like all they did was argue these days, I mean sure he had a slight anger management issue but his stupid wife should just do what he wants. He knew the marriage started out all rosy but now things were becoming stale. Kate was so much better when he met her in uni while she was studying hypnotherapy, but now things had changed and he was definitely going to get a divorce as soon as possible, or maybe he could still just have another girl or two

I needed cash fast, I was broke and really in debt, my Landlord told me I had exactly 7 days to pay my rent before I am kicked out, and I owe my friends for their loans. That’s when I saw an advert, $1000 dollars a day for product testing, includes free accommodation, free food and no resume required. I smiled it was perfect I rung the number, gave my name and age (they asked) and they told me to come right over to the warehouse. I caught a bus there and entered the warehouse, a female secretary waved. “Welcome, you must be Kyle, come on over, I just need you to sign some paper work saying that you swear to secrecy the products an

James was running out of time. It was already 9:00pm, and he didn't have enough money to buy a ticket to the dance. How else would he get to dance with Cindy and tell her how he really felt about her? There wouldn't be another chance… classes will be over soon and he needed an excuse to talk to her. The dance would be perfect; he could be inches away from her and tell her his innermost feelings without a fear of reprisal. It had to be tonight. He also had to get $10 somehow! But from where? His change jar had been empty for quite some time, in a similar fashion to his wallet. Mom and Dad had gone out for the night, and sis was probably

Groaning with pain from your massive hangover, your eyes open wide as you look down and see a big maze of fur blocking your vision. You try to sit up, but there is a heavy weight jiggling on your chest, and your head feels like it weighs ten times more than it should. You reach up to push the fluffy weight off your chest, and and see two giant pink fur cuffs wrapped around your wrists, and long pink nails have been attached to your fingers. Sitting up quickly, the weight on your chest grasps your skin and bounces around underneath the fur collar, and you see you've been dressed in a pretty pink dress with ridiculously huge fur trims! A big fl

Sister's Little Princess By StickySteph I had always been curious about my sister's bedroom. Whenever her friends came over, they would rush up the stairs and slam the door behind them, engaging in secretive girl business. Whenever I tried to join in, she would defiantly throw me against the wall and declare the place 'off limits' to people such as myself. What kind of person was I? I was a boy. Banished from these lands, I would never get to experience such amazing things as make-up, gossip, and whatever girls do that makes them so damn loud and annoying. Day after day, I'd see my sister leave her room, the heavy smell of girl closely fo